Legislating reality

Ok …. 0_o

So the Republicans in Congress down in the states were defeated in a bill yesterday. No biggie – happens all the time to both parties down there, right? Someone tries to get a bill passed and it meets with defeat. This can be good and bad depending on the bill. SOPA was murdered? That’s good. Socialized healthcare was neutered? That’s bad. Some of them might be a matter of opinion as to the good and the bad, but the fact remains that some will be defeated and some will pass.

But this little one from yesterday is right up there among the most moronic bills they have tried to pass in recent years. I mean this from a straight-up “failure of reality” standpoint. One similar to the “Pizza is a Vegetable” stupidity. Now, I know that one was related to the tomato sauce on the pizza, but it was still knuckle-dragging stupid and even the people that defended it should be honest about that. But this one tops that by miles. Had it passed, it would have been one more notch toward proving that the Republicans are insane.

They had a bill put forward that was trying to declare that the Bush Tax Cuts had nothing to do with the deficit. Not one thing. Think about that for a moment. They wanted to state for the legal record that the trillion dollar cuts to the Federal Government’s income had nothing at all to do with the inability of Government to pay its expenses. Are you seeing what I’m getting at here – Government slashes its revenues, revenues it needs to pay for its many programs, Departments, employees, and so forth. It still needs to pay for these things after the cuts because it never cuts these programs at the same time to keep cash in the same as cash out. So it …. come on, say it with me here … borrows long term debt to pay for short term expenses. But that has nothing to do with the deficit and you’d be a fool and a communist to state otherwise. Takes one’s breathe away, doesn’t it?

How utterly and completely stupid. No, that’s putting down the stupid. How absolutely and utterly shit-brained. These people are literally shitheads. Can you imagine trying to legislate that into reality; basically, they are trying to legislate reality. It would be the same as legislating the sky as being Yellow, lava as cold, gravity as intelligent falling, or so on. This is asinine in its stupidity and ridiculous in the level of bald-faced lie that it represents. People – facts are not democratic. They cannot be voted on – they are or they are not. Tax cuts increase debt and deficit if there is no corresponding cut to service – that is a fact. As much a fact as electrons being attracted to positive charges. As much a fact as that the earth revolves around the sun. As much a fact as humans needing oxygen to breathe and live. These are facts. That bullshit that they tried to pull is fantasy – no, not just fantasy, but purposefully misleading bullshit designed to give themselves and their republican supporter assholes a supposed means of winning arguments about the tax cuts and the deficit. They are dead set on the deficit being anything but their fault and they are willing to lie to make it so.

How the hell do you people put up with them?

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Car Crash Fever

Found out about this little site from an article discussion on Fark that complies videos of car crashes. Nothing gory or explicit, just normal car crashes. People losing control of their vehicles, fender benders and that sort of thing. Link: http://carcrashes.altervista.org

Watching some of those videos, I can’t help but cringe. Again, not because there’s blood flying around or any excessive injuries displayed. The videos are mainly just two vehicles colliding with nothing of the aftermath being displayed, so it’s not “squick” that is making me cringe (not that it would). Instead, it’s the near universal aggressive or careless manner of the driving that causes me to flinch when watching. Which prompts this little post.

Not that everyone needs to hear this, but I’m going to throw it out there anyway. Here are a couple of things one should be able to bring away from these videos:

1. Motorcyclists of every type (scooters, Harleys, etc) – you are not above the law, beside it or otherwise around it. You have to obey the rules of the road just as any other vehicle has to. This means that you are not allowed to circle around a car that is legally stopped in the lane to continue along. As many of the riders in the videos discover, a stopped car is frequently stopped for a reason. Be it to let another car go by, a red light, a pedestrian or whatever, they are stopped for good reason. Going around them is not just illegal, it’s retarded. Red lights apply to you. Stop signs apply to you. Signal lights on other vehicles indicating intent apply to you.

2. Another for the cyclists – you vehicle is not a steamroller and it is certainly far from the biggest thing on the road. You need to be vigilant when driving more so than those in other vehicles, if for no other reason than that yours is so much smaller than the others. A slip in a car at 60 km results in minor injuries. A slip on a scooter at 40 km can result in major injuries or death. Pay heed to the vehicles and what they are up to – remember that, because you are on a motorcycle, you are basically invisible to other traffic.

When we drive, we watch for other vehicles by loading icons of sorts. Most people automatically load the car icon, the truck, the van, the transport truck, and so forth. But pedestrians and motorcycles are not loaded, mostly because they are not considered a threat. In some accidents with either, you will hear the driver say that they didn’t see the person – they are partially telling the truth. They didn’t notice them as they were not a threat. This is made worst when the biker does the things noted above – it’s a formula for injury.

3. Pedestrians are another one. You really should cross the road at designated crosswalks. you are not guaranteed safety from jackass drivers and other morons, but it sure helps. “But it’s all the way over there in the wrong direction.” Yeah, I understand what you mean. Easier for a vehicle to make up time than you. But if you must jaywalk, do keep the following tips in mine. Make sure the way is clear. I mean, that thing we tell children about looking both ways? It’s good sense – make sure to do that. Don’t dash out from between parked cars and large ones especially. Don’t try to “just make it before that car” – you are not a Olympic sprinter and even if you are, you cannot run at full speed immediately from a dead stop. That car is covering distance faster than you. Better a little later to your destination than injured or dead. And for the love of all that is sweet and delicious on this planet, wear something reflective! It really, really helps. If someone can see you, they are a lot less likely to hit you. Too many of those vids have pedestrians that are hit because they were wear black in the dark and crossing a busy road.

4. Don’t be aggressive jackasses on the road, drivers. Speeding, weaving between traffic, cutting others off – it all counts as aggressive driving. And it gets you nowhere. Even you destination. Do you realize that over the course of an entire trip to work, speeding and pushing may save you, at most, 5 minutes on the drive. And that’s a pretty optimistic estimate. Aggression makes you less apt to observe conditions as well as leave you will less time to react according to danger ahead. Many of the accidents there are due to simple speed – the individual is travelling too fast to react to a sudden problem on the road. You have to realize that a vehicle travelling at 60 km/h requires about 20 meters of hard braking to stop – that’s about 66 feet. The average vehicle is about 15 feet long which means you need more than 4 car lengths of space to stop. Add to that the time to see the problem, understand it is a problem, and react and you likely need at least triple that. If you’re speeding, that ain’t going to be available.

5. Snow means slow. Rain means slow. The road is not a “one speed fits all conditions” surface. If there’s rain on the road, you cannot hydroplane at 60 km or lower per hour – it is physically impossible. If there’s snow on the road, you are a lot less likely to lose control at 30 or 40 km than you are at 80. It’s common sense – when the conditions deteriorate, slow down.

6. Inattentive driving. When you are trying to merge into traffic, look for other traffic. They are in the thoroughfare and they have the right of way. They also have no reason to bow before you and let you out. They are going to drive on – don’t bet on their curtiousness or their own attention. When switching lanes, keep your eye on other vehicles – again, they have no obligation to let you in. The signal is a sign of intent to them so that they can get on guard for whatever bonehead idiocy you are about to pull, but it does not guarantee compliance.

The great tip to all driving is the oldest one – be defensive. Most people seem to have lost sight of what that means, so I will re-write it for the modern age. Drive you car, your motorcycle, your truck or even walk like everyone else is out to hit you. Seriously. If you drive like you believe everyone is trying to strike your vehicle at every chance, then you will be more defensive. That guy signaling to get in there? He’s coming whether you’re there or not. That guy hanging in the left hand turning lane? He’s turning when the light goes red for him and green for you. That guy riding your bumper? He’s going to be aboard of it if you so much as sneeze. Drive like everyone else is a maniacal idiot and give them the respectful distance that such lunatics deserve. You’ll have a whole lot less dings in your car.

 

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Retirement idiocy

Do you want to retire someday?

Most people will answer yes to that question. Hell, who wouldn’t? Unless you have one of the most amazing jobs in the world (booby inspector, chocolate taster, etc), you will get to the point where you will no longer want to work anymore. This is inevitable – as we age, we slow down and work generally becomes more difficult. Few wish to work until the day they die … though, as I state this, I realize that this is one of those “first world problem” things. True, in third world nations, the general tendency is to work until death, so this is a bit of an elitist mentality, but bear with me here.

Anyway, retirement. We all want to do it with few exceptions. Now, the problem of late with that idea has been with the composition of the population. There are more old people than there are young and that is causing a heavy drain on retirement resources. In Canada, this means a drain on the OAS and GIS. The OAS is the Old Age Security payment provided by the government to all individuals in the country over the age of 65. The GIS is the Guaranteed Income Supplement that provides an extra boost to income for those individuals on OAS that do not get enough money to make ends meet. Canada also has the CPP – the Canadian Pension Plan, but that is a contributions plan, requiring you to work and have paid in to get money out.

Anyway, recently, the Conservative Party (whom currently makes up the Government) has let it be known that there will need to be some changes to the OAS and GIS so that these payment programs can remain viable. One such plan is to increase the age that one gets these payments to 67 from 65. That one, I don’t have a big problem with as such. People are living longer and so forth so it does make some sense to do that. However, their other plan is to create a new type of retirement savings plan that people can contribute to, similar to the RSP that many large employers operate. Only with two key differences. The first is that these will be established by employers through third party organizations, as opposed to being employer run. The second is that there are no employer contributions to these plans. These are for the employee to fund and them alone. Funds will be placed into the hands of financial institutions that will invest the money in the market. All risks will be borne by the employee. If the market tanks and the fund manager had it in a retarded location, too bad. You’re retirement is gone.

What’s my problem with this plan? Let me see. The reliance on the market to accrue the value into the fund for the individual to retire. One shift of the market and you have nothing. Oh, what’s that? The markets are always going up? You’re … you’re right! How naive of me? How could I forget that it has increased over these years?! I have to go take a look at this bastion of gain right now …. Wait a minute. Why is this company trading for $100 a share that month and $5 the next? Why … if I didn’t know better, I’d say that the increase in the market is the average performance of all stocks over the indices over time. That average hides dizzying highs (that you cannot get a piece of) and terrible lows (that you somehow get caught holding the bag for). Strange that – the market is completely unstable. You’re better off betting it all on black at Vegas. At least they’re upfront about being there to rip you off.

So my first concern is that the market does not a retirement guarantee. What of bonds or financial instruments? Funny, we already have that in the RRSP, the Registered Retirement Savings Program. A program that allows you to invest money tax free when you are younger and paying higher tax and take it out when you are old and paying lower tax. That does the job well enough, though it must be taken back into income over time or you risk getting it dumped in and paying out the ass for it.

But my second concern is for that guy over there, the individual that makes a fairly low wage. You know, the one living cheque to cheque. The one without savings of any kind. The one that cannot afford to invest in any sort of retirement. The individual that relied on the Government program existing to, you know, survive when they retire. This program is not going to help them – quite the opposite. When the time comes, they will be the people either homeless or sitting at the mall all day to stay warm because they can’t afford to heat their place. You can make all the savings plans and investment plans and such that you like. If the money is not there to put into them, then when retirement comes, they’re shit out of luck.

The only humor to all that is that the old are the largest of all voting blocks. How long do you think putting them out to pasture with nothing will actually work, hmmm?

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The media bias!

What media?

The Liberal Media! One of those terms that you hear that you just get used to, even parrot yourself on occasion. “Liberal media”. Rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it? Didn’t used to, but that was before a concerted effort was made to make the term become firmly associated with the news media. It’s an indictment of the media – an attempt to accuse it of having a particular bias. A bias toward left leaning thought, of handling those on the left with kid gloves and ruthlessly attacking the right, and showing contempt for all things conservative.

Old Newt is the most recent politician to spout this canard to the public. His assertion recently has been that the liberal media hates him and is actively trying to destroy his campaign. He also implied that Obama would not have gotten in were it not for the media. The article where this stuff can be seen is located here: http://townhall.com/columnists/larryelder/2012/01/26/creators_oped/page/full/

To be blunt, this is bullshit. Let’s break down the reasons why:

The first (in this case) is that Obama’s opponent was not exactly a contender in that election. One cannot blame the media for a lame candidate and an even more ridiculous vice president pick. To be fair, Biden is not exactly a five star candidate either, but he wisely kept his mouth shut for most of the campaign.

The media does have a bias, but it tends more toward common sense. Claiming that it is “liberal” seems to basically make the claim that common sense is “liberal”. That is not the case – liberals no more have a locked grip on common sense than conservatives. Some conservatives treat any criticism of them as an attack by the media due to bias, but it is this common sense that is the root of the attack. Stating that Santorum is a homophobic bigot is not liberal bias – it’s merely repeating what he said and drawing the obvious conclusion from it. A man cannot say that homosexuals should be kept from the military or marriage to ensure our moral purity without being called a homophobe. Not because of liberal bias – but because he is a homophobe. Simple as that.

The other reason is that the effect of this supposed bias is that they cannot engage in hate speech, anti-islamic rhetoric, or other forms of bile without someone, somewhere pointing out that it is what it is – bigotry and hate and so forth. If your financial grasp is akin to that of an ignorant and petulant child – constantly spouting poorly thought out and mindless crap like “we need lower taxes to stimulate more jobs” even if all the other drops in taxes did not such thing and the media calls you on it? Tough shit, asshole. Your ideas do not conform to reality. That is not bias – it’s reality.

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Out of the SOPA …

… and into the ACTA.

We’ve all heard of SOPA and its retarded relative that were passing through the US House of Representatives. We all heard how it was going to destroy the Internet as we knew it, render it into a barren wasteland of controlled acts run by mega-conglomerates. And we all know how the Internet rallied and put it on indefinite hold or even killed the damn thing. Go Internet!

Well, wouldn’t you know it, but the old saying is true: the price of freedom is eternal vigilance. Much as TED Talks has indicated in a rather popular piece about SOPA that a speaker at TED did recently. Here is a link to this talk – let me note that it came out just a week or two ago (Early January 2012) which was pretty good timing as it turned out. http://www.ted.com/talks/defend_our_freedom_to_share_or_why_sopa_is_a_bad_idea.html

The price of this victory over those that seek to force the Internet to conform and obey is simple – we will have to be vigilant against similar acts against us in the future. And in the present. For while SOPA was finally able to draw some mainstream media attention and get the backs of the collective Internet up, another agreement has been silently slipping by us all, undetected. This one, however, is much more insidious. For this is not an act of the US House or the Canadian Parliament, or any of the countries involved. Rather, this is a new trade agreement that has been on the go for some time. A trade agreement called ACTA, which is meant to outline and empower governments internationally to be capable of using SOPA-like powers and more. This is an agreement that has been arranged in secret – though we know that they have been doing it due to leaks and such, we did not get an idea of its full contents until recently. And those contents are terrifying. Closure of websites, removal from DNS, tracking and suing individuals that violate copyright … hell, even stopping you from buying generic brand drugs instead of the expensive brand name ones. This one has it all. And not a word has been breathed about it. Not one word in the Media. Yet this is an act that plans on destroying the Internet as surely as SOPA would have wished to have done.

We need to do what we did to SOPA to ACTA. Contact your representative; get involved in boycotts of service, the works. This agreement covers the EU, Canada, the US, Mexico, and Japan. We all need to get on board to killing this bastard too.

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War on common sense

Recently, the Liberal Party of Canada announced that it was making a platform change on its stance toward illegal drugs. They announced that it was now the position of the Party that Marijuana would be legalized if they are voted into power in the next election cycle. They have reasons – trying to attract the stoner vote is one – but in any case that is their position.

It’s a position that I happen to agree fully with. Let me preface this with a declaration: I don’t do drugs of any kind or type. The closest I come these days is alcohol and I have a single ounce of that a night mixed into soda. The alcohol content of the types I drink is such that it can be considered negligible. I don’t smoke tobacco or imbibe caffeine, nor do I take any controlled substance. Marijuana, meth, heroin, cocaine, crack, E, pain killers, and so forth – I don’t touch them. I don’t need them and I do not prefer the idea of altering my perceptions as it tends to allow individuals people to fool my senses. That lack of control over my body is not desirable to me.

That said, I have nothing against anyone taking any of these substances, even to their own personal detriment, as long as it does not affect others negatively. That even goes for alcohol – be a drunk if you must, just don’t kill or hurt anyone in the process. Crack? Sure, if you think you don’t mind the negative effects of imbibing the substance, go right on ahead. Especially Marijuana though – it is as harmless a drug as nicotine or even more so. I have yet to find any solid evidence that it causes lung cancer like tobacco. Take anything you want, just keep it to yourself.

Part of the reason for this stance is that I am a political, economic and social pragmatist. I am fairly centered in my views. From that position, the issue of drug use is one that edges on the Liberal – Libertarian side of my thought process. Legalize and regulate within reason. People should be free to do what they wish to their bodies. The Government should be there to regulate the industry in regards to standards for the production and sale of the products.

The reason I bring this up is an article from the UK. Apparently, the Government there is re-opening the decisions on the legality of drugs there after a 10 year gap. An article on the matter provides the opinion that these substances should be legal as it would decrease crime and increase revenue. See the article here: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/2012/01/24/drugs-laws-is-legalisation-an-acceptable-alternative-115875-23714663/

As I stated, I agree with this stance. The revenues would be a welcome addition to Government coffers, there would be less need for prisons and the components that go with that, the number of violent crimes would decrease, the amount of police to handle more serious crimes would increase, and criminal organizations that depend on the trafficking would find themselves without steady income.

Yes, that includes all manners of drugs. The current prohibitions have done nothing to curb use. Use has actually increased along with population so the “war” has been meaningless. Some argue that legalization would open the door for children to start taking them in mass amounts. That does not really make any sense – regular restrictions would govern the sale to minors and the regulation would have a chilling effect on the “cool” factor of use. You aren’t sticking it to the man when you do them – you are actually paying him for the privilege. The negatives of a few children using are more than negated by the benefits of eliminating the criminal organizations that use it as their funding model. Besides, kids can get them now about as easily. There are always going to be individuals who will do these things – legal or illegal will not matter. It is on their parent to indicate the difference of taking the drug or not.

The upshot is that something different needs to be done. The war on drugs has been waged for decades and it hasn’t made a single inch in progress. Billions are wasted on it and individuals are criminalized for puffing on the dried leaves of a plant. This would be fine if it worked, but it doesn’t work. It has never worked. It is a money pit, nothing more. Only lunatics keep trying the same thing over and over expecting a different result. Cut it off and try something new.

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Gotta gulp this one down.

So the city of New York Department of Health has recently changed its ad campaign regarding the dangers of obesity. Specifically, this new campaign is on the prowl against fast food joints that offer larger or “super sized” portions on their menu.

Link to the article: http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/01/10/in-new-ads-health-department-offers-super-sized-warnings/

The Department is using scare tactics to make individuals think twice about purchasing these portion sizes, noting that (in the ad in the article) the instances of Type 2 Diabetes has increased over the years which can lead to limb amputation. Scary stuff! As an aside, you might ask “is it true?” Yes, it is true. The picture goes a little far in its depiction, but diabetes can lead to amputations. From my research, it is frequently foot amputation that results, caused by a reduction in the Diabetes sufferer to feel pain in their extremities. This causes them to ignore injuries to the foot, leading to ulceration and gangrene and eventual removal of the limb. It’s an extreme take on the matter – the actual incidences of ulceration in diabetic patients is 2 – 3%, but the number of them that require amputation is 85%. So while it might be extreme, it is true.

But I did not come here to talk about amputation or even diabetes. No, I am here to discuss a little something in the article, a quote from a representative of the Beverage Association. From the Article:

“Portion control is indeed an important piece of the solution to obesity,” said Stefan Friedman, a spokesman for the association. “But instead of utilizing scare tactics, the beverage industry is offering real solutions like smaller portioned containers and calorie labels that show the number of calories in the full container, right up front, to help people choose products and sizes that are right for them and their families.”

Let’s break this down a little. First off, right away he has a point – portion control is a very important component of controlling obesity. I know – I lost a lot of weight myself using just that. What about the second part of the quote? The point about the smaller containers and the calorie labels? Well, that’s …. not so good a point. I mean, the idea behind it is sound and it appears to be intended to help. But the reality is that it won’t really help the situation, either for obesity or diabetes. Let me explain what I mean. To do that, you need to understand a little something about calories.

Calories are in just about everything we eat. Save water which is needed as a transfer / mixing / suspension / etc fluid in the body, everything we eat or drink otherwise is caloric. This is a fact – the reasoning to support it is simple – there is no reason to eat something (biologically speaking) unless it is providing sustenance. Sustenance comes in the form of proteins, nutrients, minerals, fats, and sugars. The first two are used for cell production; the material is used to produce copies of DNA when cells split. Minerals are used to transfer oxygen, regulate processes and other large scale operations as well as provide very large scale structural building material (think calcium for bones). Fat provides slow energy to the system as well as building materials for things like cell walls. Sugar primarily provides energy to the system. Each cell is a motor and each motor needs fuel to burn. Sugar is that fuel – interestingly, your homeostatic system partially depends on this fuel use to provide heat to the body. One of the reasons we are “warm blooded” mammals.

A beverage producer means any company that makes fluids that we consume. Bottled water, soda, coffees, and so forth. Water is not part of the problem here (no calories) and it is (thankfully) one of the better selling drinks products to at least a portion of the populace. The problem is in the drinks that carry calories in them – the non-diet sodas, milk, and cream infused coffees and so forth. These beverages can provide a great number of calories to an individual very quickly, calories that you will absorb as readily as you will from food (you can thank evolution for that trick).

So, enough with the biology stuff, what’s the problem with his second point? The problem is two-fold. The first problem is that, as he states, the industry is offering “options” to individuals regarding beverage sizes. Oh really? Options, you say? Yeah! Give people the chance to buy a small amount of the product. What’s the problem with that? Well, it sort of completely misses the point of the ads. The ad in that article is pointing out that beverage sizes have been increasing over the years. Implied in that statement is the fact that people have been purchasing and drinking these larger sizes. They already have the “choice” to buy the smallest member of the line-up. They aren’t doing that – they are buying the largest product they can. Human nature, really.

Granted, the smallest member is not the smallest any more. One of the members over at Fark pointed out that Wendy’s announced that they were eliminating their super size portions some years ago. They did it, but not how you might think. They actually eliminated the smallest sizes and renamed the medium, large, and super into the small, medium, and large. In one motion, they increased their serving sizes permanently and fairly sneakily when you think about it. You don’t have the choice to go for a lower caloric amount because they simply do not provide it. In fact, they are playing pretty loose with the names of their meals, so much so that one might get fooled into believing they are having a modest amount of calories when they are having anything but.

This leads to the second problem. People are people and most do not give much thought to the calories that they see listed on the sides of products. I sure as hell didn’t when I was a fatass. Those calorie things were for the health nuts was my thought. You didn’t need to be that worried about them. Besides, they can’t add up that fast. What I was operating from, and what most people out there operate from, was blind, optimistic ignorance. I didn’t really know that much about calories or how weight really worked. The diet fad and junk food industries had a hand in that lack of knowledge. But the blame was mine too. Sure, the signal to noise ratio was and is atrocious, but I wasn’t exactly eager to learn either. During that time of my life, telling me that there were 80 calories in one thing and 220 in another was irrelevant. I didn’t know how much I needed and I didn’t figure that they added up that fast anyway. Hopefully some of you reading this know exactly where I’m coming from on this.

Not only did I not know the ins and outs of calories and weight, I didn’t care to know. A sort of intentional ignorance mixed with the other. I didn’t want to hear that my eating was my problem. That would have made me to blame for this, even if just partly and I didn’t want to hear that. Printing how many calories were in a soda to the side was irrelevant to me. It was not going to stop me from drinking it. Hell, I’d almost drink it to spite “them”. You know, those people that didn’t want me to enjoy eating. Screw them, they don’t know how this works either.

That is the attitude of the average man – they don’t care what it says on the side of the container. Those are just words and numbers. They don’t apply to them. Hell, they’re exaggerating it anyway. If I don’t need that much soda, then why do they sell it in that size? And that’s the other shoe, ladies and gentlemen. That is why that man, well intentions or not, is wrong. Giving people the numbers on the side? Meaningless; they don’t know how much they need, how much they had, and most simply won’t do the math. Smaller sizes? Useless; why are the bigger ones there if you don’t need them? The Associations response is to basically do as they have done before. Big surprise – that’s their profit margins they’re dealing with there.

Not that I am defending the ad itself. Amputee and big gulp cups? Might impact some, most for a few shamed minutes until the ad is gone and they go back to gobbling down food as they usually do.

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RONI PAUL!

Ron Paul is not going to win the Republican Presidential Candidate nod. There, I said it. Hardly an earth shattering prediction there, I know, but it has to be said. He will not win the nod. Romney will – maybe Romney will get sly and choose him as the running mate, but I doubt that.

So he won’t get a chance to run in the national election. That’s too bad, really. I mean that. Ron Paul looks like a nice man and one could argue that it’s “his turn” to try for the top seat, but sadly he will not get the opportunity. Not that he could really defeat Obama anyway. I don’t say that lightly – I am not implying that Obama is a powerhouse of a political force or anything of the sort. But let’s get real here, the chances of defeating an incumbent President are usually fairly low, so even were Paul the Republican Candidate, it would be an uphill battle.

And, let’s get honest here, that’s a good thing. Paul has some mighty strange ideas when it comes to what he would do as President. True, there are things that he would want to do that are not technically within the powers of the President. True, there are things that Paul would do that are positive and even beneficial. But let’s cut to the chase here – Paul has some rather negative ideas as well, ideas that would be like poison to the Union, even ideas that reduce the overall “Liberty” that he claims to love so much.

Things like removing the Federal protection for women to have an abortion. I am not getting into the different dimensions and arguments surrounding abortion – those are arguments for different times. Just boil the issue back to one of rights and freedoms – a woman has the liberty to abort, good or bad. Paul would revoke that right. That is contrary to his status as a Libertarian.

So is his position on drugs and drug use. Many of Paul’s supporters back him merely because he stated that he would stop the Federal Governments war on drugs. Mind you, even I agree that this “war” needs to be stopped and the entire campaign against narcotics rethought. However, Paul does not wish to merely provide a “get out of jail free” card here or even a pass to smoke your weed or snort your heroin or whatever. Instead, he wants to eliminate the Federal war on drugs in place of providing the states the right to wage that same war. That is, provide the states the responsibility to decide what to do about drugs and their use. Before you celebrate, know that most states would and have prohibited the sale, production, and use of drugs all on their own, in addition to the Federal rules. Some states desire more harsh treatment of individuals that are found with drugs that the Federal rules disallow. Paul is not out to make weed legal, he’s out to make it a state problem to deal with.

Paul adheres to a form of constitutionalism. Before you jump to the conclusion I seem to imply, I agree with the most basic tenant of constitutionalism, that of a governing body being limited by a set code of law that describes what they may and may not do. Canada has a constitution and it is one that I agree with for the most part and one that I enjoy seeing used to limit how the Federal and Provincial governments may conduct business. I’m serious – it’s hilarious. Seeing a government pass a bill only for the Supreme Court knock it down as unconstitutional is a good laugh, though an infrequent one. Paul is a constitutionalist, so he’s good people to me, right? Yes and no. Yes, because the idea that the Constitution limits the Government is good. No, because the power he seeks to limit constitutionally are not in the constitution to limit.

Paul is following a common interpretation of the Constitutional Document and its Amendments pursued by many Libertarians. That interpretation promotes the idea that the powers outlined in that document must be read in as narrow a manner as possible. In any case where an amendment or clause is vague, the resulting interpretation should construe the power it grants to be as small as possible. This interpretation is used to support the idea that many of the agencies of the Government, created from the power interpreted from the Constitution are illegal and should be eliminated. The reasons provide to explain why these powers should not be governmental are myriad – liberty, free market nonsense, inefficiency – and I will not discuss them at the moment. A thought for later, maybe?

Anyway, suffice it to say that this angle on the constitution seeks to narrow and flatten Federal power in an effort to decrease the size of the Government and accrue more “liberty” for the people. Liberty is in quotes here and there is a good reason for that – liberty in this context is rarely defined in a clear manner or in a way that accounts for all the possible repercussions of a given act of “increasing liberty” (or even what increasing it actually means). The problem with that method of interpretation is that it is not the interpretation that the Federal Government uses. The Federal Government generally uses the interpretation of the Supreme Court, which decides matters of adherence to the document in lieu of cases brought before it that impinge upon those rules. The Supreme Court has, in turn, read the document and found protections in some manners, expansions in others, and reductions in still others. There is nothing in their interpretation that is illegal or immoral and it is that interpretation that is used to create or enforce a given program or law.

Paul and his supporters dislike that interpretation and seek to change it – to change the interpretation of the document from that of the Supreme Court to that of their own wants. Gone would be the Commerce Department, an agency with a small budget that promotes Business in the Union. To them, this is an agency that was illegally created from, get this, the Supreme Court reading of the Commerce clause of the Constitution. Takes your breathe away, doesn’t it? Same with the Environmental Protection Agency, created from the same clause (if I recall correctly) to provide environmental protection. Illegal, they say – a gross abuse of power. Paul supports that view and that view is, frankly, batshit insane. This interpretation would move the Government, legislatively speaking back a century or two. Any agency or program it created during this time would be illegal and eliminated.

The problem with that? Beyond the inherent unbalanced nature of such an action? It makes no contextual sense. The Constitution is a living document – a set of rules that must flex as time passes and society changes. The founding fathers were not gods among men – they were humans with pretty good intentions and a couple of sharp thinkers. Thinkers so sharp that they made the language of the document vague enough that it could be applied and re-interpreted as things changed. And they have. The Civil Rights Act – you know, the one that stopped a potential second civil war (this one over race) from occurring – is not in the Constitution. Not blatantly. But it does say “…that all men are created equal.”, does it not? People were not following the Constitution when they discriminated against African Americans because they are men and men are equal. So the Government made an Act to enforce that portion of the Constitution. Simple as that. That is not a power that it should not have possessed – it was a power it was 100 years late in exercising.

The point is simple. Ron Paul is a decent man, but he should not be President. His view of the law and the Government are demonstrably false and his intentions are almost all categorically against the health of the Union that is the United States.

Still, for evil assholes like myself (at times – my sense of humor can be fairly sick), a Ron Paul presidency would be a gold mine of insanity. Were it not for the Supreme Court, it would be amusing to have him be the President and watch the US tear itself apart. Good times, never to be.

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Deregulate? Whom exactly?

Hey ladies and gentlemen. Back in the saddle again … wonder how often I say that? Anyway, got a smallish rant here for you. It’s a thought that just struck me of late and it has to do with deregulation.

Deregulation is that little buzz word you hear from many Republicans and some Democrats as a means to prop up the economy and business and all that lovely nonsense. They argue that regulation is strangling off legitimate business, making it more and more difficult for competition to erupt and all that jazz. In some ways, they have a point, mostly on the international arena where a company might operate and compete against one that works in a country that has little regulation on the pollution that they can generate or the health of their workers. Of course, those for deregulation seem to tacitly give their approval of abusing human rights and killing the environment, thought every one of them would argue that that’s totally not what they mean, dude. Like, for sure.

Anyway, the people that push deregulation tend to be the conservative types, people that are on the side of businesses doing as they should do and all that. Nothing really outwardly wrong with the idea if it is tempered with a little common sense. That’s the case with many things in our little world. But there is something there that I’ve noticed and that others have noticed and it bears commentary. People that are for deregulation, that want the rules that ensure businesses and corporations mind their P’s and Q’s, don’t apply that same mentality to people. Not all of them, at least – some push for the deregulation of people as well, but they are far fewer in number. Bear with me here – politicians have been removing the regulations that stop a business from acting in a particularly nefarious manner while increasing the rules that stop you or I from doing the same. This is an important point. The argument seems to be that an individual cannot be trusted to act in a rational and honest manner while a corporation can be eminently trusted to do just that, though it is operated by the very people you do not trust at the individual level.

An example. Back in 1999 or so, the government of the US decided to remove key portion of the Sarbanes-Oxley Act. One of  those measures were enacted so that Banks could not operate a risky business and place that risk into accounts that were insured by the Government. Basically, it separate the investment, insurance, and deposit taking portions of the Bank into separate businesses that, while related, could not transfer debts between them. A very wise precaution. However, it was argued – and I am dead serious about this – that these protections were unnecessary because (it was argued) that no bank in its right mind would ever do such a thing anyway. Take that in for a second; the argument basically hinged on the idea that the banks were, inherently, honest. That they would not operate in a manner that maximized their own benefits and gains at the expense of the taxpayer because it “wouldn’t make sense”. I’m dead serious here.

Did it work? Well, the Bank of America a month or so back transferred 56 TRILLION in credit swaps from it’s investment branch to the deposit branch. 56 trillion dollars worth of the stuff that had a heavy hand in the collapse in 2008. They calm transferred it into the pockets of the taxpayers. If they win, BoA gets the money. If they lose, the American taxpayer will be on the hook for them. Yes, honestly. I am not making this up. So much for “no banker would do such a thing”. They are just the latest to do just that.

At the same time portions of Sarbanes-Oxley was repealed, the DMCA was enacted. That little law provides corporations all sorts of protections … against you, of course. Protection from your “stealing” their copyrighted work, among other things. Most of the items in the PATRIOT Act are directed toward the reduction of individual liberty, while leaving much of business alone. Most of the tax cuts under Bush have been to business and not to individuals. A Bill here in Canada is being pushed through to criminalize all sorts of activity, not for business, but for individuals. Activity that is legal now, but won’t be in several months. Note – we have a conservative government right now.

The conclusion implied here should be obvious. Deregulation only means business. Screw the rest of us. Because, as you know, corporations NEVER break the law to the tune of billions of times worse than a single human can. Nope. Never. Saints really – we should canonize them for their awesome reputations.

And before it is stated, no I don’ t mean all business as such. Pretty such the Sobeys in my area isn’t dumping toxic waste or killing off species for profit. But a couple of bad eggs can ruin the carton for the rest.

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Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti.

Sorry about the time between posts there, people. Duty calls and all that. Another post and another of my changes of pace here. I am going to talk a little about a problem that is local to my Province(not that others don’t face it, but it’s topical here). That problem is moose.

Yeah, I’m talking about the big, dumb, lumbering beasts that roam the woods here. A animal not unlike many that roam the forests of North America, with its majestic call … that sounds something like a smoker breathing his or her last. They were never native to the Island portion of the Province, but were added by Liberal god that was Smallwood in what I can only imagine was some sort of drug fueled mad delusion from one too many nights downtown. Brought in and set loose on an unsuspecting and naively optimistic populace for the purposes of “hunting” them. Yeah, really.

Anyway, there are here now and all that, so what’s the problem? Well, there is just the one, but she’s a real harsh one. Turns out that there are no natural predators here on the Island to hunt the things where we won’t. That is, nothing considers them their primary source of food other than Humans which (I can assure you) likewise do not consider them their primary source either. Great to have them around in case the zombie apocalypse breaks out tomorrow, but kind of a burden otherwise. This problem, coupled with the simple regulation of “sustainable hunting quotas”, have created a rather grim situation here. The Moose, getting more numerous all the time, have been sauntering across highways, at night, and cars have been running into them. In many cases, these have resulted in fatal accidents.

So, given that we are in an election cycle here (actually about to end as today is election day) a concern citizens group has rose up to make it some kind of campaign issue. Nothing stupid so far, this is there right and I agree that something should be done. The PC’s indicated that they are looking into increased licenses for hunting. Not bad. The NDP have indicated that they are looking into the same or maybe even a cull. Good, good. The Liberals? Oh, man … the Liberals. They actually proposed that the Province install …. FENCING around the roads. You know, to keep the little buggers off them. This has been a recommendation of the concerned citizens group so one could not blame the Liberals for bowing to it for votes. Except for one tiny issue.

The idea is fruitier than a boat load of nuns.

Whomever came up with the idea of fencing is, simply, batshit insane. I mean that. Batshit insane. Why? Is it because they can’t, don’t, won’t work? Yeah, that’s part of it. Fences have been tried and they fail to stop the beasts. How? Well, you see, moose sort of climb over them. There is a rather amusing video of a moose doing just that on youtube – http://youtu.be/kK69nTF_yNY. That’s a young bull too, so the whole plan is pretty much useless.

Beyond that, though, it is stupid for a whole other reason. The cost. This is a Province of 500,000 people with over 9,600 kilometres of road. Let’s arbitrarily take 3,600 off that for towns, cliffs, roads with low speed limits and the like. This is more than generous – it’s ludicrous, but it’s to illustrate the point. That leaves 6,000 road kilometres to cover with fence or 6,000,000 meters. Each meter of fence would need to be, say, 6 feet tall to block the animals – it actually needs to be higher, but we’re estimating here. Material would need to be sufficient to block them but able to allow other animals to pass. It also needs to be durable – wood palings are not adequate. A metallic or plastic net would be adequate. There needs to be fence posts intermittently to hold the thing up – metal ones are preferred. Like the ones for chain-link fence. A post every meter is pretty good. 6,000,000 * 2 sides of the road = 12,000,000 posts and 12,000,000 metres of wire. Poles need to be 8 feet tall for embedding into the ground, so we need to factor that in. We also need to factor the cost of labour, and the cost of cement and stone for seating materials. Estimates for chain link installation run (from a brief search) around $18.00 per linear foot which should serve as a good proxy.

3 meters = 10 linear feet. 12,000,000 / 3 = 4,000,000 * 10 = 40,000,000 linear feet (rough estimate. At $18.00 a foot, we are looking at $720 million for the fence. 720 million for what amounts to a minor hurdle for the moose. 720 million on a population of 500,000 or $1,440 per capita. Yep, that sounds feasible. And it’s such a good investment. Screw infrastructure improvements or aid to community groups or to the elderly or anything of the sort. We got to spend almost 3 quarters of a billion dollars on ineffectively keeping moose off the road.

Idiots.

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